Salty Bastard....

Right.. I am going to have Joe Bailey Style Rant, and my target? Ride UK... not the magazine or the website but the facebook page!
Why? Well over the past few days I have noticed they are really pushing the boat out trying to gage what readers want / Think. The first instance of this popped up in my news feed the other day.....



First of all the obvious answer is TEA! coffee is for americans and people who like to have breath that stinks like baby shit in a microwave!

The second instance came in the form of this little gem...




73 people decided to comment on this and I guess it makes 74 as I am moaning about it why? I dont know, I am just a salty prick!

Now to be honest they didn't really bother me, other than the fact it is completely pointless... the one that really pissed me off was the one that popped up today...




A Flat peak or a fuckin Beanie... really? is this what bmx has become? questions about what clothes to wear.. whats next? T-shirt or Vest? Jeans or Shorts? Chlamidia or Aids? Jizz on Tits or Face? Actually the last one is a very important question all men should ask themselves..

And why the fuck are they even asking? It's a question that cant be answered! instead the post is full of retards arguing about how the wear a beanie to "chill" and a Flat peak to "Shred"

The only reason I can work out why the are asking is that the questions are in fact market research paid for by United, Mozza (See photo below)



To create the latest trendy street rider they will tell him what to wear, drink, and weather or not to edit his videos to dub... And we would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for this pesky peado looking gypo....